Spent two years supervising the production of wool in Phoenix, AZ. Spent a weekend managing weed whackers in Jacksonville, FL. Had moderate success selling heroin in Hanford, CA. Spent the 80’s developing strategies for Roombas in Atlantic City, NJ. In 2008 I was merchandising pogo sticks in Hanford, CA. Earned praised for my work lecturing about jack-in-the-boxes on the black market.